Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, September 30, 2013

Fashion Faux Pas #1-Crocks

Ok so Friday I've decided to do a section called "Fashion Faux Pas." Some of it will be helpful tips but it will mostly be funny, ridiculous outfits and such people decide to wear. Hey, everyone needs a good laugh on a Friday! And if you happen to wear an article of clothing I mention that is ridiculous don't be offended...it's all in good fun!

So first I want to blog about Crocks. Not many people even like crocks. At least not the 16-30 year olds.


Lots of Grandma's like them, and they are good for old people to reduce the likelihood of slipping and falling. But if you aren't a grandma...no way you should be caught dead in them. Ok, ok yeah they are supposedly comfortable to wear but with all those holes, can you imagine the foot order reeking out? That is what they make comfortable, breathable running shoes duh!

Ok I admit it, I do have crock like shoes for my girls. I said crock "like" shoes. They are rubber and easy to get on and off, no Velcro or ties. But you know what? That's ok. They are are 3 and 5. Not a full grown woman in her late 40s. 
 
 

 
So you know what you need to do with these disgusting, fashion betraying crock like wanna bes? Take the and feed the to the gators! Unless of course you want to resemble an old grandma or a kindergarten student. Looks wise you could pass as a grandma but brainwise they would put you right in K-5! Haha!
 
 
 

Moral of the story? Don't wear crocks, crock wanna-bes or crock look alikes. Your rank on the fashion scale with instantly plummet.d
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So what are your impressions of crocks?

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Fashion and Makeup by the Husband

My husband got to do my makeup and dress me today. I thought this would be a hilarious post and I would end of looking like a clown but he actually did a great job. Funny thing is I can walk out the door like this!

 
This is what he could choose from. I did tell him what everything was used for but I didn't tell him how to do it.
 
The end result. He went for a very natural look. Eyeliner just on the top lid and no eye shadow. Not blended in from face to neck very well but otherwise I'd give it an A.

 
And this is the outfit he picked out for me. Boring but easy and casual. I'd give it an A too. I had just washed my hair, so he wanted it down and natural. Good job babe!

Have you ever let your husband do your makeup or pick out your clothes? You should sometime its pretty hilarious. If you have, or if you do please send me a link, I'd love to see it!

Thursday, March 14, 2013

21 Questions to ask your Kids

Need a laugh? Here are 21 questions to ask your kids. It should be hilarious what they come up with! Here's what my 2 girls age 4 and 3 had to say.


1. What is something Mommy always says to you?
Serenity-Clean up the clothes
Haley-Clean up my toys and clothes

2. What makes Mommy happy?
Serenity-when I clean up my toys
Haley-cupcakes

3. What makes Mommy sad?
Serenity-when I get into stuff
Haley-because we didn’t make muffins

4. How does Mommy make you laugh?
Serenity-tickling me
Haley-when you tickle me I say hahaha

5. What was Mommy like as a child?
Serenity-a child
Haley-you make cupcakes and get boo boos

6. How old is Mommy?
Serenity-6
Haley-14 76

7. How tall is Mommy?
Serenity-4 feet nothing
Haley-little

8. What is Mommy's favorite thing to do?
Serenity-make cookies
Haley-you make cupcakes and you be happy

9. What does Mommy do when you're not around?
Serenity-clean up
Haley-sleeping

10. If Mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
Serenity-the concert
Haley-be a star in a famous show

11. What is Mommy really good at?
Serenity-taking care of us
Haley-clean up the books

12. What is Mommy not very good at?
Serenity-making soda
Haley-messing up the books

13. What does Mommy do for her job?
Serenity-clean up and coffee
Haley-clean up the books

14. What is Mommy's favorite food?
Serenity-chinease food
Haley-spaghetti

15. What makes you proud of Mommy?
Serenity-making macaroni and cheese
Haley-making cupcakes

16. If Mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Serenity-a doggy
Haley-a horsey

17. What do you and Mommy do together?
Serenity-watch a movie
Haley-make cupcakes

18. How are you and Mommy the same?
Serenity-we like lots of fun
Haley-me and serenity

19. How are you and Mommy different?
Serenity-I clean my toys
Haley-because I be a horsey with a bucket on my head

20. How do you know Mommy loves you?
Serenity-You clean up
Haley-we play horsey

21. Where is Mommy's favorite place to go?
Serenity-the grocery store
Haley-with a purse
I got this idea from my friend Shantel, pop over and check out her blog Just Another Marine SAHM